prefectlyernie: Potter, tell me this instant! And then a

E. Macmillan (

prefectlyernie) wrote,
@ 2005-10-01 10:16:00

Current mood:

expectant

Potter, tell me this instant! And then admit to how you found out! IT IS NOT POLITE TO SPY ON OUR HOUSE, YOU KNOW, AND AS SOON AS I KNOW WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION I WILL DO AWAY WITH IT!

While we're on the subject, however, does anybody know when Head Boy and Girl nominations shall take place? As I have not yet received the badge, they have clearly been delayed, for what reason I've no idea. Surely, there is no suspense. No other student approaches the cleverness and debonairity I possess!

Perhaps there will be post at lunch, and it will arrive. I wonder what the elves intend to prepare today; I prefer to receive acclaim on a full stomach.

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	nothisbitch 2005-10-01 09:42 am UTC (link)
	I've not recieved my badge either. This is an outrage! (Reply to this) (Thread)

prefectlyernie
2005-10-01 10:00 am UTC (link)

I quite agree! The administration should not keep us waiting, when we've served them so dilligently.

Though I don't intrude on personal matters, as a rule, I must ask that you not lead Justin along if you intend to cut him off again. I don't mean to accuse, but he's my mate and I need to stick up for him, yeah?

Do you know which student Potter was talking about? I reckon if he knows anything, you Slytherin chaps must have heard as well.

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	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Well I'd tell you who I think the head girl is but you'd just call me a liar. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-01 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Um.. are you that Hufflepuff that smells like mushrooms and used to have a hump until they got rid of it?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mynoseisfine 2005-10-01 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Are you thinking of Justin? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	hufflepuff4life 2005-10-01 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Justin never had a hump!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	hufflepuff4life 2005-10-02 08:37 am UTC (link)
	AND I'VE NEVER SMELT OF MUSHROOMS, EITHER! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Dude you did when Pansy first dumped you and you didn't shower for like a week!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	prefectlyernie 2005-10-02 07:46 am UTC (link)
	Even if I were, AND I'M NOT SAYING I WAS, would I want to be reminded of it? And I do NOT smell of mushrooms! Whoever started that rumour must have smelt me just after Herbology, that's all. Aren't you that little git that chases Potter around all the time? Has he told you who it is?? I demand you tell me! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Excuse me, you aren't allowed to insult Colin, thank you very much! He does not chase Potter, he is Potter's official publicist or whatever! You can't blame him for doing his job! DON'T YOU MAKE DEMANDS OF HIM! HUMP BOY! MUSHROOM HUMPER! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	prefectlyernie 2005-10-02 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Well, I guess his job requirements include following Potter around like he's obsessed, sorry for being confused! And as Prefect, it is well within my authority to ask for such important information. THAT IS NOT TRUE! AND YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, GHOST FANCIER. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 08:44 am UTC (link)
	He's not obsessed, but he has to be aware of Harry's actions sometimes so he can address questions and I guess prepare the newsletters and such. It's your own fault for being confused. And what does this have to do with being a Prefect? Ghost fancier? I don't fancy a ghost. PREFECT HUMP! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

prefectlyernie
2005-10-02 08:51 am UTC (link)

I don't keep up with the Gryffindor goings on as much as your lot like to keep up with ours! How am I expected to keep up with these things?? There's revising to be done! It is my duty, as Prefect, to be in control of my House. I need this information!

Well, then what would you rather I call it? Corporeality challenged?

THAT'S SOON-TO-BE-HEAD BOY HUMP! Er, that is, NON-HUMPY HEAD BOY!

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	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 09:07 am UTC (link)
	So you're saying we're more observant and informed than you are? Aren't you setting a great example! Revise, revise, and ignore! So go control YOUR House instead of bothering mine for answers, then! Do be quiet about him. HEAD HUMP ERNIE MACHUMPILLAN! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	prefectlyernie 2005-10-02 09:15 am UTC (link)
	That's not what I said at all! You're taking my words out of context! We Hufflepuffs like to keep to ourselves is all, not get into the business of anyone we ought not to. Only if you stop calling me a hump! It's not very flattering, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Very good, then let's kept out of Colin's business since it isn't yours! Glad we have an agreement. Of course, prehumplyernie. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	prefectlyernie 2005-10-02 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I am certainly glad that we could reach a mature conclusion. Thank you, waitingforghostbum. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Ghost bum? Wow, isn't that clever! It's almost as good as it'd be if I actually wanted a ghost! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	prefectlyernie 2005-10-02 09:30 am UTC (link)
	Well, I thought it was clever. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 09:32 am UTC (link)
	You're a Hufflepuff. Stick to not worrying about cleverness. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	OMG WTF?? If I was following Potter around obsessed as you put it I'd currently be with him INSTEAD of being in school!!! Harry's official stalker happens to be Millicent Bulstrode thank you very much!!! And dont you call her a GHOST FANCIER!!! if anything she fancies inanimate objects brought to life via dark magic!!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you I guess but I fancy the memory that was in the object not the object itself! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	It would be a bit odd, what with the paper cuts and all. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	And the fact that it's an object. Ink, too. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Well some people like objects and ink, not that I'm saying you like that!! but some people do!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously not, I'm not a pervy object fancier! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't mean it like that!! I ment it more like those..things.. like the things in London you know?? and it's not like you've got a boyfriend or anything so I wouldnt judge you if you used things. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhhhh, okay, I get it. Yeah, uh, nothing wrong with people using them but that's not my thing. Really did have some funny things at that store! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	I think the stuff you make happens to be better!! more creative you know?? If that isn't really your thingyou should go out with Peter from my dorm!! he likes you! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Colin! That really means a lot!! I'm not totally settled on what to do after school, actually! Peter?! Ew! I think he and Marcia are... I don't WANT to know what they are! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah but Marcia sucks!! the thought of those two reproducing is to horrible to comprehend!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Tell me about it! Remember when we shaved her head??? I HOPE they never reproduce! It's bad enough listening to her talk about him! How did SHE ever get to be prefect when all she does is her hair and talk about Peter?! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah she was wearing that fugly pink sparkle wig for months!!! Perfection is all about the hair Ginny, once you have the hair you have everything! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	That was SO great! Hey, what should we do to it this time? Colour it maybe/ Well you certainly have the volume and I definitely have the eyebrows! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	We should dye it Green and Silver right before a Gryffindor match!!! So you're saying that if we reproduced our descendents would have perfect hair?? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, I don't want to turn it into Slytherin spirit! Maybe a sludge colour like I've seen in the plumbing? It's so gross! No, they'd cry because Daddy should've had him a nice boyfriend instead! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	And mummy should have had a non evil memory boyfriend!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Touché. But Dean wasn't evil, just oblivious. And I guess Michael wasn't but HELLO, CRAZY. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	You need to find a nice non evil boyfriend who isn't gay, crazy, oblvious and happens to have plenty of hair volume!! Then your children will have perfect hair! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know about that! Hard criteria to match! Besides, I don't know if I WANT children. Certainly wouldn't want as many as my mum had! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'd like to have kids someday but I doubt it's going to happen all things considering. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	You could always adopt, you know! Especially with the war going on, there's going to be so many kids ending up orphans and in need of good homes. Maybe you should practice on Emma a bit, though. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Emma is going to need all the help she can get!! my dad is liable to leave her in a shop or something!! He did that to Dennis four times. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	waitingfortom 2005-10-02 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Your dad is really... Yeah. Not so great. Maybe we should stop here so humpboy doesn't grow a new one over it! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Good idea!! I can talk to you in the common room anyway!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ohohohwoe 2005-10-02 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	whats wrong with fancying a ghost liver (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	prefectlyernie 2005-10-02 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Then there's nothing wrong with a hump, either! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	paparazzi_colin 2005-10-02 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	You mean the TB thing?? dude I don't go around asking people if they have TB!!! It's way too personal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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